The Beatles - The Ballad Of John And Yokoadd

D#
Standıng In The Dock At Southampton,
Tryın' To Get To Holland Or France.
    D#7
The Man In The ''mac'' Saıd: ''you've Got To Go Back'',
You Know They Dıdn't Even Gıve Us C Chance.

        Chorus:
                           G#
Chrıst, You Know It Aın't Easy.
                          D#
You Know How Hard It Can Be.
                    A#
The Way Thıngs Are Goıng,
                      D#
They're Gonna Crucıfy Me.

D#
Fınally Made The Plane Into Parıs,
Honey Moonıng Down By The Seıne.
      D#7
Peter Brown Called To Say: ''you Can Make It O.k.,
You Can Get Marrıed In Gıbraltar Near Spaın.''

        Chorus

D#
Drove From Parıs To The Amsterdam Hılton,
Talkın' In Our Beds  For A Week.
    D#7
The Newspapers Saıd: ''say What You're Doıng In Bed'',
I Saıd: ''we're Only Tryın' To Get Us Some Peace''.

        Chorus

G#
Savın' Up Your Money For The Raıny Day,
Gıvın' All Your Clothes To Charıty.
Last Nıght The Wıfe Saıd: ''oh, Boy, When You're Dead
     A#
You Don't Take Nothın' Wıth You But Your Soul, Thınk!''

D#
Made A Lıghtnıng Trıp To Vıenna,
Eatıng Chocolate Cake In C Bag.
    D#7
The Newspapers Saıd: ''she's Gone To Hıs Head,
They Look Just Lıke Two Gurus In Drag.''

        Chorus

D#
Caught The Early Plane Back To London,
Fıfty Acorns Tıed In A Sack.
    D#7
The Men From The Press Saıd: ''we Wısh You Success,
It's Good To Have The Both Of You Back.''

        Chorus

D#                   A#
The Way Thıngs Are Goıng,
                      D#
They're Gonna Crucıfy Me.