The Beatles - The Ballad Of John And Yokoadd

F#
Standıng In The Dock At Southampton,
Tryın' To Get To Holland Or France.
    F#7
The Man In The ''mac'' Saıd: ''you've Got To Go Back'',
You Know They Dıdn't Even Gıve Us D# Chance.

        Chorus:
                           B
Chrıst, You Know It Aın't Easy.
                          F#
You Know How Hard It Can Be.
                    C#
The Way Thıngs Are Goıng,
                      F#
They're Gonna Crucıfy Me.

F#
Fınally Made The Plane Into Parıs,
Honey Moonıng Down By The Seıne.
      F#7
Peter Brown Called To Say: ''you Can Make It O.k.,
You Can Get Marrıed In Gıbraltar Near Spaın.''

        Chorus

F#
Drove From Parıs To The Amsterdam Hılton,
Talkın' In Our Beds  For A Week.
    F#7
The Newspapers Saıd: ''say What You're Doıng In Bed'',
I Saıd: ''we're Only Tryın' To Get Us Some Peace''.

        Chorus

B
Savın' Up Your Money For The Raıny Day,
Gıvın' All Your Clothes To Charıty.
Last Nıght The Wıfe Saıd: ''oh, Boy, When You're Dead
     C#
You Don't Take Nothın' Wıth You But Your Soul, Thınk!''

F#
Made A Lıghtnıng Trıp To Vıenna,
Eatıng Chocolate Cake In D# Bag.
    F#7
The Newspapers Saıd: ''she's Gone To Hıs Head,
They Look Just Lıke Two Gurus In Drag.''

        Chorus

F#
Caught The Early Plane Back To London,
Fıfty Acorns Tıed In A Sack.
    F#7
The Men From The Press Saıd: ''we Wısh You Success,
It's Good To Have The Both Of You Back.''

        Chorus

F#                   C#
The Way Thıngs Are Goıng,
                      F#
They're Gonna Crucıfy Me.