Tenacious D - Beelzebossadd

C      D#      G                G#
(JC)  Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
      G#            D#        A#
      we challenge you to a rock off,
      G#           D#                   A#
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off

 F
(JC)  If we win,
      F                  A#m                  F
      you must take your sorry ass back to hell
      F                 A#m   F#  C#   G#   A#
      and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
      A#m
      AND WHAT IF I WIN?

        G#
(JC)  Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG#)  What!?
(JC)  Trust me kage it's the only way
(KG#)  What the fuck are you talkin about?
            ...)        C#
(JC)  To be your little bitch

Tenacious D:
(JC)  NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
                      G#m                             B
(KG#)  There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JC)  Listen to me-
                  D#                              G#m
(KG#)  He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JC)  God dammit Kage,
                 G#m
      he's gonna make you his sex slave,
                 B
      your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG#)  Noo
                D#                          G#m
(JC)  Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG#)  Dude,
            G#m
      we've been through so much shit
         E
(JC)  De-activated lasers with my dick
      B                                D#
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down

      G#m
(JC)  c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
      E                         B           F#
(KG#)  I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
      G#m
(JC)  Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
      E                             B         F#
(KG#)  We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
      G#m
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down
      E                       B          F#
(KG#)  He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
      G#m
(JC)[C]'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
      E               B           F#
(KG#)  OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
 G#m              D#
(JC)  Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
                   B                  D#
      we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
                  G#m                     D#
      we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
                B                   D#
      we will defeat you, for all mankind
                   G#m                   D#
      you hold the scepter, we hold the key
                  B                F#
      you are the devil, we are the D#
                 G#m            D#
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the D#
                 B            F#
      We are the D, We are the D#
                G#m             D#
      We are the D, We are the D#
                 B            F#
      We are the D, We are the D#
                G#m             D#
       We are the D, We are the D#
                 B            F#
      We are the D, We are the D#
                G#m             D#
      We are the D, We are the D#
                 B            F#
      We are the D, We are the D#