Tenacious D - Beelzebossadd

E      G      B                C
(JE)  Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
      C            G        D
      we challenge you to a rock off,
      C           G                   D
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off

 A
(JE)  If we win,
      A                  Dm                  A
      you must take your sorry ass back to hell
      A                 Dm   A#  F   C   D
      and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
      Dm
      AND WHAT IF I WIN?

        C
(JE)  Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KC)  What!?
(JE)  Trust me kage it's the only way
(KC)  What the fuck are you talkin about?
            ...)        F
(JE)  To be your little bitch

Tenacious D:
(JE)  NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
                      Cm                             Eb
(KC)  There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JE)  Listen to me-
                  G                              Cm
(KC)  He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JE)  God dammit Kage,
                 Cm
      he's gonna make you his sex slave,
                 Eb
      your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KC)  Noo
                G                          Cm
(JE)  Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KC)  Dude,
            Cm
      we've been through so much shit
         Ab
(JE)  De-activated lasers with my dick
      Eb                                G
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down

      Cm
(JE)  c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
      Ab                         Eb           A#
(KC)  I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
      Cm
(JE)  Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
      Ab                             Eb         A#
(KC)  We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
      Cm
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down
      Ab                       Eb          A#
(KC)  He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
      Cm
(JE)[C]'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
      Ab               Eb           A#
(KC)  OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
 Cm              G
(JE)  Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
                   Eb                  G
      we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
                  Cm                     G
      we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
                Eb                   G
      we will defeat you, for all mankind
                   Cm                   G
      you hold the scepter, we hold the key
                  Eb                A#
      you are the devil, we are the G
                 Cm            G
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the G
                 Eb            A#
      We are the D, We are the G
                Cm             G
      We are the D, We are the G
                 Eb            A#
      We are the D, We are the G
                Cm             G
       We are the D, We are the G
                 Eb            A#
      We are the D, We are the G
                Cm             G
      We are the D, We are the G
                 Eb            A#
      We are the D, We are the G