Tenacious D - Beelzebossadd

F#      A      C#                D
(JF#)  Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
      D            A        E
      we challenge you to a rock off,
      D           A                   E
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off

 B
(JF#)  If we win,
      B                  Em                  B
      you must take your sorry ass back to hell
      B                 Em   C  G   D   E
      and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
      Em
      AND WHAT IF I WIN?

        D
(JF#)  Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KD)  What!?
(JF#)  Trust me kage it's the only way
(KD)  What the fuck are you talkin about?
            ...)        G
(JF#)  To be your little bitch

Tenacious D:
(JF#)  NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
                      Dm                             F
(KD)  There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JF#)  Listen to me-
                  A                              Dm
(KD)  He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JF#)  God dammit Kage,
                 Dm
      he's gonna make you his sex slave,
                 F
      your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KD)  Noo
                A                          Dm
(JF#)  Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KD)  Dude,
            Dm
      we've been through so much shit
         Bb
(JF#)  De-activated lasers with my dick
      F                                A
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down

      Dm
(JF#)  c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
      Bb                         F           C
(KD)  I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
      Dm
(JF#)  Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
      Bb                             F         C
(KD)  We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
      Dm
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down
      Bb                       F          C
(KD)  He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
      Dm
(JF#)[C]'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
      Bb               F           C
(KD)  OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
 Dm              A
(JF#)  Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
                   F                  A
      we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
                  Dm                     A
      we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
                F                   A
      we will defeat you, for all mankind
                   Dm                   A
      you hold the scepter, we hold the key
                  F                C
      you are the devil, we are the A
                 Dm            A
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the A
                 F            C
      We are the D, We are the A
                Dm             A
      We are the D, We are the A
                 F            C
      We are the D, We are the A
                Dm             A
       We are the D, We are the A
                 F            C
      We are the D, We are the A
                Dm             A
      We are the D, We are the A
                 F            C
      We are the D, We are the A