Tenacious D - Beelzebossadd

C#      E      G#                A
(JC#)  Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
      A            E        B
      we challenge you to a rock off,
      A           E                   B
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off

 F#
(JC#)  If we win,
      F#                  Bm                  F#
      you must take your sorry ass back to hell
      F#                 Bm   G  D   A   B
      and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
      Bm
      AND WHAT IF I WIN?

        A
(JC#)  Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KA)  What!?
(JC#)  Trust me kage it's the only way
(KA)  What the fuck are you talkin about?
            ...)        D
(JC#)  To be your little bitch

Tenacious D:
(JC#)  NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
                      Am                             C
(KA)  There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JC#)  Listen to me-
                  E                              Am
(KA)  He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JC#)  God dammit Kage,
                 Am
      he's gonna make you his sex slave,
                 C
      your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KA)  Noo
                E                          Am
(JC#)  Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KA)  Dude,
            Am
      we've been through so much shit
         F
(JC#)  De-activated lasers with my dick
      C                                E
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down

      Am
(JC#)  c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
      F                         C           G
(KA)  I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
      Am
(JC#)  Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
      F                             C         G
(KA)  We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
      Am
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down
      F                       C          G
(KA)  He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
      Am
(JC#)[C]'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
      F               C           G
(KA)  OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
 Am              E
(JC#)  Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
                   C                  E
      we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
                  Am                     E
      we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
                C                   E
      we will defeat you, for all mankind
                   Am                   E
      you hold the scepter, we hold the key
                  C                G
      you are the devil, we are the E
                 Am            E
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the E
                 C            G
      We are the D, We are the E
                Am             E
      We are the D, We are the E
                 C            G
      We are the D, We are the E
                Am             E
       We are the D, We are the E
                 C            G
      We are the D, We are the E
                Am             E
      We are the D, We are the E
                 C            G
      We are the D, We are the E